Oh, what the hell...
Kerrys attempts psychometry
I see...slop. I see...piglets. I see...me in the White House!
11:43 AM Oct 19, 2004
The latest in a continuing series of sports related displays of Kerry's uncanny mental powers.
11:04 AM Oct 14, 2004
I'd like to stress that in no way do I wish that Senator Kerry accidently drops his phone, overbalances trying to catch it, and suffers an easily-preventable debilitating brain injury in the resulting fall and accident.
But I can't help imagining it looking at this jackass riding in traffic with his helmet hanging from the handlebars. What kind of a role model would this guy be as president? What's next, running with scissors?
h/t: lgf
9:47 AM Sep 20, 2004
In a trivial display of his mental prowess, Kerry uses his telekinesis to steal a kid's soccer ball.
5:30 PM Sep 15, 2004
Floats like a butterfly, stings like a self-inflicted splinter of shrapnel.
11:08 PM Jul 31, 2004
"He imposed on us and I disagree with him coming over here shaking our hands," one Marine said, adding, "I'm 100 percent against [him]."
Alphecca says it all
Kerry keeps claiming he supports the Second Amendment because he supports hunting. Uh, John, the Second Amendment has nothing to do with hunting.
Then, of course, there's this.
8:16 PM Jul 3, 2004
Kerry tweaks message to reach rural America
"Hey, you, on that tractor! Can you let us over? We'd like to change lanes. I've got to yack at a bunch of hicks at the next off-ramp, then it's back on my luxury land-yacht for caviar dreams and champagne wishes."
Via: Florida Cracker
It's a twofer!
"We deserve a president of the United States that doesn't make homeland security a photo opportunity," said Kerry, posing for a photo opportunity.
10:47 AM May 27, 2004
A different dork than usual, but whatever.
(I shudder to think what the photoshop gurus at Fark could do with this picture.)
Update - Seriously, I think that Gore took all that 'no personality' talk during the last election to heart, and has decided to reinvent himself as a street-corner, sandwich-board-wearing ranter out of an old cartoon. Nobody can claim he's a robot now.
Not the face! Not the face! Glaven!
Of course, I'm no athelete either, so I shouldn't throw stones.
However, I am a shrill partisan Internet hack, so I'm standing by my decision to show this photograph. The people have a right to see it.
Follow this link to Tim Blair's post on the brutal, personal attacks suffered by Kerry this weekend.
I know it's childish, but...
"I hope nobody notices that I wee-wee'd on the tarmac."
1:04 PM Mar 12, 2004
Hat tip: Bill
